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Funny birthday card with a sweating cactus in a party hat and the words 'Congrats! You've reached the age when you can be profusely sweating yet void of all moisture.'
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Cactus Sweating Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00
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Give the gift of a gentle roast. This funny birthday card shows a party-hatted cactus sweating through the line “Congrats! You’ve reached the age when you can be profusely sweating yet void of all moisture.” It’s the funny menopause card (or hot-flash birthday gift) for a friend who runs a little warm these days.

Features:
• A2 size (4.25" W × 5.5" L)
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Paired with kraft envelope
• Ships in cello sleeve
• FSC Certified cover paper
• Printed with 100% wind energy
• Made in USA

Prefer plastic free? Every card is available without a cello sleeve. Just ask.

• A2 size (4.25" W × 5.5" L)
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Paired with kraft envelope
• Ships in cello sleeve
• FSC Certified cover paper
• Printed with 100% wind energy
• Made in USA


Cactus Sweating Greeting Card

$6.00