{"product_id":"cactus-sweating-card","title":"Cactus Sweating Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive the gift of a gentle roast. This funny birthday card shows a party-hatted cactus sweating through the line “Congrats! You’ve reached the age when you can be profusely sweating yet void of all moisture.” It’s the funny menopause card (or hot-flash birthday gift) for a friend who runs a little warm these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A2 size (4.25\" W × 5.5\" L)\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e• Paired with kraft envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Ships in cello sleeve\u003cbr\u003e• FSC Certified cover paper\u003cbr\u003e• Printed with 100% wind energy\u003cbr\u003e• Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer plastic free? Every card is available without a cello sleeve. Just ask.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barone \u0026 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67713338835097,"sku":"GCBD049","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0396\/8411\/2537\/files\/CactusBirthday.jpg?v=1792079597","url":"https:\/\/baroneandco.com\/products\/cactus-sweating-card","provider":"Barone \u0026 Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}